Elixir and Wellerism

Yesterday's words: elixir (I like the way that word looks on the page) and wellerism. Instead of my usual combination sentences, I offer some wellerisms using the word elixir.

• "Water is the elixir of life," said the pool boy as he skimmed the surface.
• "The right spin is the elixir of life," said the golf pro as he bogeyed his tee-off.
• "I am the elixir of life," said the chemist to the chemicals.
• "Breakfast isn't all it's cracked up to be," said the egg as it hit the pan.

Can you make a wellerism? Leave it in the comments.