Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Things I'm Grateful For: Forty-One to Fifty

41. Inspector Lewis
42. Amazon Prime
43. High-powered magnets
44. Rubbermaid hanging chip clips
45. Pom poms made from yarn
46. Washing machines
47. Sticky notes
48. Tiny screwdrivers
49. My computer
50. The Dude

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Monday, April 14, 2014

Where Stories Come From

All three books in my Poppy Markham: Culinary Cop amateur sleuth mystery series developed from a different seed.

With the first one, If You Can't Stand the Heat, I didn't really know what I was doing, so I started with Poppy's job—a health inspector—and the fact that her family owned a restaurant, and built a story around that.

In the second, Stick a Fork In It, I had the death-themed restaurant setting in mind and let the story come out of that.

And in the third, Out of the Frying Pan, my vision was to put all of my main and recurring characters in the same place at the same time, say at Eeyore's Birthday Party (a real Austin event), and let the plot and subplot happen from that. As it turns out, the third books takes place at a dinner at an organic farm, and some, but not all of the recurring characters are there. (Stories rarely do what you want them to do.)

All of that to say that a creative work can start from anywhere. It has taken me many years, but I've finally learned to trust the process and keep feeding the noodle until something starts to firm up. I do a lot of brainstorming and mind-mapping (nothing formal, just paper and pen), and when I'm really stuck, I'll interview my characters. In the first book, I wasn't sure who killed Evariste Bontecou, so I asked my characters who they thought killed him. (Bon Bon gave me so much trouble in that interview!) I figured it out just from that exercise.

The most important thing is to write. Every day. Because that's where stories come from.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Poppy Markham In the News

Well, sort of.

Poppy doesn't like publicity, but I wouldn't mind seeing a story about how she's keeping Austin restaurants safe or solving another murder in record time. So, I have a Google alert set for "Poppy Markham," and once in a while something pops up. I was very excited to see an email this morning, only to see this headline:

Right name, wrong discipline.
Someone selling a print of Georgia O'Keeffe's Poppy in the Markham area of Ontario, Canada.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013


When I first had the idea to write my restaurant-based mystery series, I subscribed to several trade publications in the interest of research. As a former waitress and bartender, I had plenty of experience in the front of the house, but not so much with the back, except to breeze through the kitchen on my way to the walk-in to gather lemons to prep, or to beg the dishwasher for a clean ramekin in which to serve salad dressing on the side. (Why-oh-why do people order it on the side and then immediately drench their salad with every drop?). Also, I’m not much of a home cook, so I didn’t even have that going for me.

Read the rest of my guest post at Kings River Life Magazine. You'll have to scroll down past the (poorly edited) review of my book, which is more of a summary and contains spoilers.

Monday, July 8, 2013

Out of the Frying Pan Released

I'm happy to announce that Out of the Frying Pan is officially released today!

In this third book in the clean, humorous Poppy Markham: Culinary Cop, Poppy is attending a fundraising dinner at Good Earth Preserves, an organic CSA farm on the outskirts of Austin. When one of the guests dies from ingesting a mysterious substance, Poppy once again inserts herself into the middle of a might-be murder while trying to juggle her family, her neighbors, and her boyfriends.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Interview with More Than a Review

More Than a Review reviewed my forthcoming third book, Out of the Frying Pan, then they interviewed me. They asked some good questions.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Things I'm Grateful For: Thirty-One to Forty

31. County sheriffs
32. Bäuerliches Stricken 1 - 3
33. Grace
34. Haven, Maine
35. Eight O'Clock coffee
36. Refrigeration
37. Inter-library loans
38. Hiking socks
39. Arame
40. Star-shaped ice cube trays

Friday, September 14, 2012

Things I'm Grateful For: Twenty-One to Thirty

21. Conversations with intelligent people
22. The illusion of control over my life
23. Mechanical pencils
24. Rain
25. The apricot light of a late-summer sunset
26. Toothpicks
27. Edward Gorey
28. Needle-nose pliers
29. Quarterhorses
30. Self-correcting problems

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Things I'm Grateful For: Eleven to Twenty

11. Binoculars
12. Running water
13. My brother
14. Circular knitting needles
15. S hooks
16. The Burmese Rosewood scent of Voluspa candles
17. Packages in the mail
18. William Shakespeare
19. Small-town thrift stores
20. Fresh raspberries

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Things I'm Grateful For: One to Ten

1. Jesus
2. My BFF, Tina
3. Cool Texas mornings
4. Silence
5. Wool yarn
6. The color fuchsia
7. Libraries
8. Filing cabinets
9. A full gas tank
10. Blue-ink pens

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Stick a Fork In It

Today, July 8th, is the official release day for Stick a Fork In It, the second book in my clean, humorous Poppy Markham: Culinary Cop mystery series

From the back cover copy:
As a health inspector and former chef, Poppy Markham thought she'd seen it all--until she steps into Capital Punishment. The restaurant's twisted concept--last meals of death row inmates--could be a hit only in outlandish Austin, Texas. But the macabre theme becomes all too real when co-owner Troy Sharpe is found dangling from a hangman's noose in the cinder block dining room. Discovering that Troy was a hard-drinking jerk leads Poppy to the rub: if Troy had more enemies than a jail has bars, which one sent him to the land of rigor-mortised restaurateurs?
Also, for the month of July, the first book in the series, If You Can't Stand the Heat, is available for free on Kindle.

Happy reading, y'all!

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Resist the Urge

Dear Authors:

Please resist the urge to use the tired, unimaginative, fluff phrase "resist the urge." SHOW us what the character did or thought instead. And if you can't do that, then rework the scene so that resisting an urge isn't required.

For example, in Kevin Wilson's otherwise imaginative book, The Family Fang, he has one of the main characters with a drinking problem resist the urge to drink before her boyfriend picks her up for a trip. Wilson could have shown more of the character by writing something like, "She locked herself in the bathroom and painted her toenails because she couldn't drink and paint at the same time, and she really wanted to drink."

In Bill Crider's otherwise good book, The Wild Hog Murders, his main character, Sheriff Dan Rhoades, resists the urge to hum a tune from an old 1960s television drama. Okay, but Crider could have written something like, "I thought humming the tune from Bonanza would make it seem like I didn't care, so I said..."

p.s. My daily word-a-day experiment didn't last very long. I'm not good with Obligations, and posting every day is the very definition, but I'll try not to resist the urge when it comes upon me.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Circumvent and Lymphatic

The weekend's words were lymphatic and circumvent. (There's a funny scene in Arrested Development where Gob both misprounounces and misuses circumvent.)
  • The University of Java's lymphatic efforts to circumvent Travis county health codes earned the restaurant several demerits.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Gradgrind and Gam

Today, I'm working with gradgrind and gam (the verb).
  • When Poppy gams on and on about rules and regulations, restaurant owners believe her to be a gradgrind with no friends or social life.
  • After the regatta, Nina gammed it up with CiCi Chesterton and the gradgrind boat captain about the specifics of their win.
Can you make a sentence with these words? Comments it in the leave.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Scrooge and Stiction

Today's fun combo: scrooge and stiction. (I'm starting to dislike this experiment.)

  • When the hard disk drives on his ancient PC began to fail because of stiction, John Without refused to buy a new computer, prompting John With to secretly think him a scrooge.
Can you make a sentence with these two words? The in it comments leave.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Gamp and Heyday

Today, I'm working with gamp and heyday. They didn't inspire much creativity.
  • In Mitch's heyday, they used gamps to keep the rain off their gramps.
  • "That's not a gamp, that's a bumbershoot," Nina said, forgetting that in her heyday, they were called parasols. 
Can you make a better sentence with these two words? It in leave the comments.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Gambol and Fagin

The only thing I can say about the two words from yesterday--gambol and fagin--is that they both have a G.

  • While cooling her heels in jail for Evariste Bontecou's murder, Ursula accused her cellmates of trying to corrupt her, cursing them as fagins who never gamboled.
  • After her husband's death, BonBon Bontecou, the black-haired widow of the late Evariste Bontecou, gamboled back to Monte Carlo where she took up with a band of fagins who taught her how to cheat at cards.
Can you make a sentence with these two words? Comments in the leave it.

    Tuesday, January 31, 2012

    Elixir and Wellerism

    Yesterday's words: elixir (I like the way that word looks on the page) and wellerism. Instead of my usual combination sentences, I offer some wellerisms using the word elixir.

    • "Water is the elixir of life," said the pool boy as he skimmed the surface.
    • "The right spin is the elixir of life," said the golf pro as he bogeyed his tee-off.
    • "I am the elixir of life," said the chemist to the chemicals.
    • "Breakfast isn't all it's cracked up to be," said the egg as it hit the pan.

    Can you make a wellerism? Leave it in the comments.

    Monday, January 30, 2012

    Bright-line and Cook's Tour

    A.Word.A.Day is run by one person and doesn't send out words on the weekends, but Merriam-Webster has lots of money and employees, so they do. Monday's posts will consist of the weekend words from M-W. Saturday's was bright-line; Sunday's was Cook's tour.

    • Mitch Markham's attorneys and golfing buddies, Ari and Ira Gross, gave him the Cook's tour of the golf club and a bright-line of its rules.
     Can you make a sentence with these two words? Leave it in the comments.  

    Saturday, January 28, 2012

    Gascon and Arbalest

    Yesterday's words: gascon and arbalest. It's almost like A.Word.A.Day and Merriam Webster know I started this feature and are making a point. But I will not be cowed.

    • When Evariste Bontecou claimed to have once fallen 13 deer in a single morning with his arbalest, Ursula dismissed him as a gascon. Believing she accused him of being a native of Gascony, he became insulted, but calmed down after Trevor explained that a gascon was a braggart.
    Can you make a sentence with these two words? Leave it in the comments. 

      Friday, January 27, 2012

      Loath and Sybarite

      After the last couple of days' words-of-the-day, loath and sybarite feel like an argosy of words to apply to my characters.
      • Even when confronted with a $10,000 charge for several pairs of Christian Laboutin shoes, Nina was loath to admit her sybaritic affection for the trademark red-soled pumps.
      • Not a sybarite herself, Poppy is loath to take a vacation longer than a single day.
      • According to Jamie Sherwood, the new restaurant in the tony northside Paladin shopping complex, The Emperor's New Rolls, is an "homage to sybaritic sushi that anyone who enjoys craft as much as carp should be loath to miss."
      Can you make a sentence with these two words? Leave it in the comments. 

        Thursday, January 26, 2012

        Intercalate and Damascene

        I thought intercalate and damascene would be awful to use in a sentence, but not really.
        • After much practice and patience, Nina's plastic surgeon intercalated youthful days into the calendar of her life by reducing the damascene on her face.
        • Once, Evariste Bontecou tried to pass off damascene as chicken by intercalating traditional Jamaican jerk spices into the meat, assuming we "stupid Americans" wouldn't notice.
        Can you make a sentence with these two words? Leave it in the comments.

          Wednesday, January 25, 2012

          Contaminate and Paladin

          Contaminate and paladin are our two words from yesterday. More challenging than they would seem at first glance, which is why I came up with only one.

          • Poppy Markham, paladin of Austin diners, combats bacterial contamination with only a thermometer, a flashlight, and a score sheet.

          Can you make a sentence with these two words? Leave it in the comments.

            Tuesday, January 24, 2012

            Yegg and Argosy

            I love words and subscribe to two word-a-day emails. One from Merriam Webster, the other from A.Word.A.Day. Because I can't ever think of anything good to blog about, I'm starting an experiment that challenges me to use any meaning of both words in a sentence or three using my Poppy Markham: Culinary Cop characters.

            My two words from yesterday: yegg and argosy. Oy.
            • During a surprise health inspection, Poppy surprised a yegg relieving Austin's restaurants of their argosies of armagnac.
            • Ursula opened Markham's walk-in door and held back the octopus while she eyed the yegg delivering the argosy of prosciutto, veal, and tomatoes for Saturday's Italian Independence Day menu.
            • Nina once claimed that her two Chinese Hairless Cresteds, Dolce & Gabbana, stopped a yegg from breaking into her room safe on an argosy bound for Greece. (She referred to herself as the "rich cargo.") The thief was apprehended at poolside when Nina pointed out the pinprick toothmarks on his ankles.
             Can you make a sentence with these two words? Leave it in the comments.

            Saturday, December 24, 2011

            Sunday, December 18, 2011

            Where I've Been

            I haven't been everywhere, man, but I've visited 19 of our United States. According to this website, that's 38%.

            Some trips have been to visit friends. Some were made a lifetime ago when I was a marketing rep for a software development company. And some were just get-aways.

            Funny that I've never even visted the three states I often think about moving to: Oregon, Minnesota, and Maine.

            Tuesday, November 29, 2011


            Vigesimal. Sounds like something that needs a shot of penicillin to make it go away. But it's a cool new-to-me adjective that means twentieth, or based on the number twenty. It could still sound icky depending on how you use it.

            By noon, Poppy had written up her vigesimal health code violation.

            Nina scheduled her vigesimal plastic surgery.

            Ursula and Trevor celebrated their vigesimal encounter.

            Olive felt like ralphing after eating that vigesimal pork rind.

            Thursday, November 10, 2011

            I'm Not Really a Poet

            Once in a while, usually when my fiction feels lifeless, I get a hankering to read poetry. Poets treat words like pinballs in a machine, banging them around with lines and stanzas to send them ricocheting off other words and ideas.

            I don't get most poems so I don't read randomly, but I really love the poems of former US Poet Laureate, Billy Collins. I don't get all of his poems, either, but I can understand most of them and it makes me feel smart. Litany was my introduction to him on NPR and is still my favorite.

            When someone does something I admire, I want to know how he does it. Writing anything is mysterious. I know that. But still, I wanted to know how Billy does it. So I studied more of his poems and read interviews where he explains how he writes them, and did exactly what he said he does.

            The result is "A Friday Afternoon," a poem in the style of Billy Collins about writing a poem in the style of Billy Collins. You can read it along with a lot of other poems in the 2012 Texas Poetry Calendar from Dos Gatos Press.

            Tuesday, October 25, 2011

            Sunday Is Texas Author Day

            This Sunday, October 30th, from 2:00-5:00 PM, I'll be at the San Marcos Public Library for their 8th Annual Texas Author Day, a smaller, more intimate version of the Texas Book Festival. I'll be one of about 40 Texas authors, signing books and meeting readers.

            Come on out and support books, authors, reading, and Texas.