Intercalate and Damascene

I thought intercalate and damascene would be awful to use in a sentence, but not really.

• After much practice and patience, Nina's plastic surgeon intercalated youthful days into the calendar of her life by reducing the damascene on her face.
• Once, Evariste Bontecou tried to pass off damascene as chicken by intercalating traditional Jamaican jerk spices into the meat, assuming we "stupid Americans" wouldn't notice.

Can you make a sentence with these two words? Leave it in the comments.